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Michael Andrew Johnston is a professional footballer who plays as a winger for EFL Championship club West Bromwich Albion. Born in Scotland, he plays for the Republic of Ireland national team.
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Kale Group is a Turkish industrial conglomerate with headquarters in Istanbul. Established in 1956, the company's primary activities are in ceramics, building chemicals, logistics, defense and aviation industry in 2015.
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